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Slim Jim original monster shortboi — Gator Grade F

original monster shortboi

original monster shortboi

Slim Jim

Gator Head
F17.3
Poor

🔴 This is an industrial formulation with ingredients you wouldn't find in a home kitchen.

🔴 High Risk Additives🟠 Moderate Risk Additives🟢 Low Risk Additives⚠️ Partial Disclosures / Hidden

Gator Grade Breakdown

🥦Nutrition

Analyzes essential nutrient value per calorie.

0.0/ 100
⚙️Processing

Evaluates physical processing based on NOVA classification.

28.0/ 100
🧪Additive Risk

Evaluates the health risk of chemical additives and preservatives.

30.0/ 100

Ingredients

BEEF, PORK, MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN, WATER, TEXTURED SOY FLOUR, CORN SYRUP, SALT, NATURAL FLAVORS, DEXTROSE, PAPRIKA, EXTRACTIVES OF PAPRIKA, SOY PROTEIN, MALTODEXTRIN, LACTIC ACID STARTER CULTURE, BARLEY MALT EXTRACT, CITRIC ACID, SOY LECITHIN, SODIUM NITRITE.

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